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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:34 AM // 03:34   #1761
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Ok, now that's just insulting...

*Turns into the biggest bear thingy again*
*Eats bar patron*
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:38 AM // 03:38   #1762
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awww, don't you like salted peanuts?
*drinks beer*
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:39 AM // 03:39   #1763
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Not anymore.

*Eats ba-*

"Ok, where did all the bar patrons go?"
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:42 AM // 03:42   #1764
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in your stomach.
-.-
nice one.
go recruit some more.
*drinks beer*
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:49 AM // 03:49   #1765
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i cna go get some more.....

free chocolate..and beer for all patrons who become bar patrons
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:51 AM // 03:51   #1766
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try and get some wammos too if you can.
*drinks beer*
*hic*
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:55 AM // 03:55   #1767
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*eats 3 midgets hiding in corner*
*barfs midgets back up at super sonic speed killing many*
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:56 AM // 03:56   #1768
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Look, a new guy!

*Shoots Who Me's arms off*

Welcome to the bar
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:57 AM // 03:57   #1769
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cute. a new bar trick, huh?
anyway, have fun children. i'm off on an adventure.
*finishes beer*
*exits bar*
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:58 AM // 03:58   #1770
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huh. where did that come from?
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 03:58 AM // 03:58   #1771
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*replaces severed arm with an extra growing off Paul's neck*
*Thanks Paul for arm and greeting*
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 04:02 AM // 04:02   #1772
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Eats mormons.
Gets kicked out of heaven.
Comes back to bar.
Sips beer.
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 04:07 AM // 04:07   #1773
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*chugs several pints (ignoring im underage) and passes out*
*comes too and starts headbutting everything that moves*
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 04:10 AM // 04:10   #1774
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Eats bar patron who looks insanely similar to Who me?
Spits out patron's wallet.

Here ya go, good old fake ID.
Sips beer>
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 05:24 AM // 05:24   #1775
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Mahdi
I wonder if someone kills Doomlord over and over again at his res point, he'll get pissed enough to zone back to the nearest town or outpost...

*Sips beer*

*Eats bar patron*
maybe...

*kills doomlord repetingly (i cant speel) and whenever he respawns he gets killed again*

*drinks beer*

just have to wait now
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 06:28 AM // 06:28   #1776
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Grants myself Armor of Invulnerability vs. BenO.
Ignores BenO's repeated failures.
Sips beer.
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 10:55 AM // 10:55   #1777
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*Waves at everyone, In accordance with the prophecy...*
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 02:32 PM // 14:32   #1778
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*drinks beer*
*watches as someone is killing Doomlord at a rez shrine*
*sips beer*
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 09:02 PM // 21:02   #1779
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how come bars are good places to fight?

*sips beer*
*laughs at doomlord*
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Old Sep 16, 2006, 09:08 PM // 21:08   #1780
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Sprays metalicagrl with poison breath.
Watches metalicagrl's face decompose.
Tosses metalicagrl's skull arround.
Knocks Bane out with metalicagrl's skull.
Sips beer.
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